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28th-Oct-2006 11:11 am - Очередная порция американского юмора
Me2009, Main
The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to
use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day
the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife
and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

( How the story continues... )
28th-Oct-2006 12:12 am(no subject)
Me2009, Main
В американской культуре популярны шутки, в которых обыгрывается произношение разных слов, либо неправильная фонетическая запись, которая завставляет предполагать другой смысл. Вообще, на этом построено большинство их шуток, которые мне периодически приходят от моих друзей в Америке. Если есть желание, я могу ряд из них опубликовать, многие из них уже стали абсолютной классикой в англоговорящих странах. Вот, например, такая:

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.
"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

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